Registry?

The oceans are already full of swirling plastic trash. We have a vacuum cleaner. We have 3 vacuum cleaners.  We already have far more things that any two human beings should. We will graciously accept, but certainly do not expect small monetary donations toward paying for this party, or a future nice trip together, or towards buying a little land to build a cabin in the woods someday. Or you could make a charitable donation in our name to a reputable and trust-worthy aid organization.

If it is important to you to commemorate this occasion with an actual physical object, there are a few rare material items that could perhaps help alleviate the burden of this existence.

If you feel so inclined, here is a link to our preferred charities/objects/future endeavors: https://withjoy.com/liberty-and-zeb/registry

Thank you!